Not-so-recent News
2/12/07
Whaddya know, Super Smashed Bros is available as a free download starting today! I want to thank those who helped out by purchasing the game in the past. And if you missed your chance to buy it, don't worry -- there's still that donate button up over there!
Enjoy playing and sharing the full version of TatsuSoft's most ambitious project to date!
1/20/07
I've teamed up with other developers to form Riverman Media! Our first game Cash Cow has been published by RealArcade, and is available at various sites around the web, such as here, here, and here!
Keep your eye on the TatsuSoft website -- as always, this is where you will find the wackiest games on the net! For the time being there's simply a new piece of fan art and the best link ever!
5/10/06
While everyone's focused on revolutionary games this week during E3, I figured it's the perfect time to dust off an old gem. Available starting today is a PC port of TatsuSoft's classic puzzle game FloatGoat for the Goatboy handheld system! Solve mind-bending puzzles and create your own! Your life will never be the same!
4/18/06
So I was going through some of my older games that I haven't played in years, and realized there were some issues running them on modern operating systems. I decided to take the time to fix up two of my favorite classics: Wizards & Goats (minus wizards) and ögonbryn! While not as polished as more modern TatsuSoft creations, they're fun and full of personality, and I encourage everyone to try them out whether you've played them before or not.
4/8/06
After some downtime, TatsuSoft is back! Now that the address is tatsusoft.net it's so easy to remember! So run out and tell all your friends about where *they* can get the best games ever!
Speaking of best games ever, head on over to the original games section and try out an amazing new puzzle game!
8/23/05
Introducing a new game: Mysterious Floating Something! This is clearly the best game you'll ever play! Download it now or regret it for the rest of your miserable existence!
8/16/05
Got some quality stuff this update.
First, head on over to the original games section to check out the new game Allivator! It's a short and simple game, but a great little action puzzler nonetheless.
Next I've got not one, not seven, but FOUR new fan pictures over in the gallery! Check em out why dontcha?
Also, the codes page was finally given a long overdue update. Discover things you never knew about hit games like MegaGoat!
And of course, we can't forget about the links page! 2 more links for all to enjoy!
Till next time!
1/18/05
The other day I took a break from counting my hair and took a look at that "Flash" program that all the kids are talking about these days. The result is this game.
1/13/05
Those of you waiting in agony to get your hands on your own copy of Super Smashed Bros. can wait no more! You won't get the jewel case and cd that early customers did, but you'll get your game much faster and cheaper!
It WAS $14.97, but through this special limited time offer the game can be yours for ONLY
$9.83!!!
That's right! A total saving of
$ALOTTAMONEY$
So what are you waiting for?? Buy it now!
Oh yeah, I also added Legend of Zelda: Artifacts of Darkness and Fatal Fantasy to the Graveyard section. They're probably better than any other games in that section, but they're nowhere near the quality of current projects.
11/23/04
Yes everyone, it's been a while!
As you may or may not have noticed, a while back Super Smashed Bros. has been smashed off of the cafeshops store. Sadly, this proves that parody-style videogames are generally too hot to handle.
The bad news: this means it is very unlikely other parody games such as MegaGoat will ever be finished. The good news: TatsuSoft is now heading in a completely new direction with many professional, innovative projects in the works and an actual market in mind. The other bad news: current artists aren't exactly dependable, so said projects are taking much longer than I'd hoped. If you consider yourself a decent 2d or 3d artist, have some spare time to throw around, and hold interest in the development of The Best in Wacky Videogames™, don't hesitate to drop me a line!
2/17/04
Introducing a brand new game: MegaGoat! I'm proud to say that this is looking like my best game yet, thanks to art guy Tony Nguyen and music guy Dr. Fruitcake! Only the demo version is available now, and it will surely take many long years of hardship before we can bring you the full version, but that shouldn't stop you from enjoying yourselves!
12/29/03
Well, as earlier predicted, Super Smashed Bros. is now available for purchase!
WAS $15
NOW it can be YOURS for the LOW LOW PRICE of ONLY
$14.97!!!
A 27% SAVING! (give or take)
So what are you waiting for?? Buy it now!
12/25/03
Merry [insert favorite holiday here]!
Technically, Super Smashed Bros. should have been ready for sale a while ago. It will be complete on a professionally printed CD with jewel case and all. The master CD was sent over a week ago, and it must have gotten caught in holiday mail.
Sorry for the delay, but it'll be up and ready any day now!
11/2/03
Just a quick update today: I wanted to pay tribute to Eric Heitmuller, TatsuSoft's biggest fan! Apparently he even dressed as me on Halloween! Thanks Eric!
Let me know the crazy things YOU've done to show the world your homage to TatsuSoft!
10/30/03
No, Super Smashed Brothers STILL isn't ready for sale, but it will be as soon as the box art is complete! In the meantime, TatsuSoft presents something even BETTER!
Nothing can prepare you for Adventures of the Retarded Goat DX! That's right, TatsuSoft's first full fledged 3D game! Check it out NOW!
On a side note, I'd like to thank all who supplied their kind words for the event of August 27th. Special thanks goes to Leeham, whose new art piece can now be viewed in the gallery.
On a side side note, I'd like to reiterate that TatsuSoft is now accepting donations! I haven't received a single donation yet! Haven't you people even taken a look at all the benefits you receive when you show even a smidgen of generosity? No? Well maybe you'll at least take a look if I litter the main page with enough blue clicky links that bring you there!
8/28/03
Well, today's the day you've all been waiting for! Starting now you'll get the chance to donate to TatsuSoft! Make sure to visit the donate page to check out all the offers and benefits YOU'LL receive as a supporter!
On a side note, Super Smashed Brothers will be up for ordering (with a nifty CD, jewel case, and EVERYTHING) as soon as I find a way to do it that doesn't rip me off! After that's out of the way, expect more amazing quality products just around the corner!
8/27/03
I'm sad because my goat just died today.
In memory of Goat (1989-2003)
"Never forgoat"
7/31/03
BRAND NEW game in the Original section! Check it out NOW!
7/29/03
It's been a while, but TatsuSoft is updated and is better than ever! To see what's new check out the Games pages! This is just a small taste of what's to come, though! Expect new games and discover how YOU can help TatsuSoft!
There will be frequent updates in the near future, so be sure to check back at least 176 times a day!
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